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Re: r/greentext
from ThiccNiccSuccsPickle on 03/19/2019 12:12 AM>be me
>movie day at school
>realy excited
>bring incredibles
>f-boy marcus brings sausage party
>class has vote
>those perverted freaks choose sausage party
>all alone with my incredbles disc
>send prayer to mr incredible
>appears in a flash of pure power
>what do you need kid
>explain the situation
>he checks his watch
>yeah ive got time
>he runs over to the dvd player and pulls sausage party out
>chucks it at the teacher, decapitating her
>grabs fat freddy and begins to use him as a hammer
>begins hitting all the other kids with him, killing them instantly
>fat freddy begins to disentigrate
>only one kid remains now
>its f-boy marcus
>he doesn't give him the dignity of a cool death
>twisted his neck clean off
>it is time
>this isn't my first rodeo, i know the drill
>i pull down my pants and spread my cheeks wide for the incrediboner
>says ew now im married, and straight
>pull your pants up kid
>he bounds away
>what an honorable man
>mr incredible is love mr incredible is life
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Re: r/greentext
from lil_oceanic_crust on 04/01/2019 09:23 PM>be me
>gets moderator position on site
>does nothing
>site dies
>mfw lmfao