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from LigmaLane on 03/13/2019 04:06 PM>Be me
>See girl sitting under tree
>Go up to her
>Snek comes up climbs up the tree toward an apple
>Snek goes away
>We eat apple
>Humans are punished for all of eternity
>mfw I'm Adam
>mfw the girl is Eve
Re: r/greentext
from admin on 03/13/2019 04:11 PM>be r-word
>make r/dan kmem es
>to tarded to realise school blocks that sh#t
>cantgoonit.png
>baisicly, don't put m word
Re: r/greentext
from theshagster on 03/13/2019 04:17 PM>be me
>lives with father (mother left when I was little)
>be lonely
>goes online to find girl
>finds match
>we talk
>goes well
>she asks to meet up
>we do
>she asks if she can stay the night
>we end up smashing
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>I tell her to go home before my dad comes back
>she says she is already home
>mfw I smashed my mom
Yes i made this by myself
Re: r/greentext
from theshagster on 03/13/2019 05:13 PM>be me
>in dream
>has powers
>kills all my adversaries
>goes out with my crush
>goes well
>wakes up
>thinks dream is real
> go to school
>ask crush if she wants to come over
>she says no
>i ask why
> she says im ugly
>feelsbadman.jpg
>i ask why she is dating me if im ugly
>she says she is not and that she doent even know me
>me being the tard I am think that she is doing a stranger RP because in the dream she liked that kind of thing
>grab her by the arm and run into the bathroom
>start ******* her
>she screams
>I still think its part of the RP and that she is really enjoying it
>continue
>nuts inside
>she cries
>I go to my next class
>police come
>they put me in cuffs
>I ask what they are doing
>they say they are arresting me for ****
>I tell them It wasnt ****
>they don't listen
>in jail
>realizes it was a dream
>starts crying
>a man walks up to me and asks why I am crying
>I tell him the story
>he says the same thing happened to him
>he describes his dream
>we realize that we had almost the same dream but with different people
>we start talking more
>we become best friends
>that moment when I ***** my crush based on a dream
>that moment when I made an amazing friend from the experience
Re: r/greentext
from lil_oceanic_crust on 03/13/2019 07:11 PMFake: Anon has sex
Gay: A man walks up behind anon and they become friends
Re: r/greentext
from lil_oceanic_crust on 03/13/2019 07:27 PMShould I create a seperate forum for r/tendies or just use this one?