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Re: r/greentext

from ThiccNiccSuccsPickle on 03/19/2019 12:12 AM

>be me
>movie day at school
>realy excited
>bring incredibles
>f-boy marcus brings sausage party
>class has vote
>those perverted freaks choose sausage party
>all alone with my incredbles disc
>send prayer to mr incredible
>appears in a flash of pure power
>what do you need kid
>explain the situation
>he checks his watch
>yeah ive got time
>he runs over to the dvd player and pulls sausage party out
>chucks it at the teacher, decapitating her
>grabs fat freddy and begins to use him as a hammer
>begins hitting all the other kids with him, killing them instantly
>fat freddy begins to disentigrate
>only one kid remains now
>its f-boy marcus
>he doesn't give him the dignity of a cool death
>twisted his neck clean off
>it is time
>this isn't my first rodeo, i know the drill
>i pull down my pants and spread my cheeks wide for the incrediboner
>says ew now im married, and straight
>pull your pants up kid
>he bounds away
>what an honorable man

>mr incredible is love mr incredible is life

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Re: r/greentext

from ThiccNiccSuccsPickle on 03/18/2019 11:55 PM

>be me
>come home from workout
>really sweaty
>decide to get changed into fresh clothes
>notice sweat in buttcrack
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>get old rag
>wipe unholy poop-sweat mixture out of buttcrack
>something overwhelming begins to compel me to smell it
>i give in
>immedietly pass out
>wake up a few hours later
>can't remember why I passed out
>try to find the source
>smell the cloth again
>pass out
>repeat until it loses its effect
>don't have enough brain cells to properly remember how to function
>sit on couch and watch goldfish for a few hours
>brain cells eventually return
>relize i missed 2 job interviews, 3 parties, 1 date, and a funeral
>worth it