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from theshagster on 03/14/2019 04:58 AM>be me
>be an experienced me.m e r
>get invited to a site
>gets on
>enjoys the site for the me.m es
>realizes there is a point system
>me wanting to be the best starts to grind points
>reaches 1st
>another user then catches up to me
>we go back and forth until we both have around 1000 points
>out of nowhere a new user catches up and passes me
>i will not be beaten
>grinds points to pass him
>i stay ahead by a few points for a day or two
>skip to 10:00 pm
>just finished homework
>gets on the site to check points
>sees that he passed me by 700 points
>notices that he didnt post or upload anything
>wonders how he got the points
>sees that the 3rd place user gave his points to to the 2nd place user.
>bruhsoundeffect2
>thinks of a way to get 700 points fast
>notices the gold mine of cursed images on google
>spam post cursed images until I catch up to him
>passes him
>feels good man
>post in the group chat
>he sees it and gets on
>we then even out at around 2000 before getting off
>we continue to grind as we pass each other over and over again.
>we continue until we reach around 2400 points
>the gap from 2nd to 3rd place is now over 2200
>I remain at the top of the leaderboard in online time
>all of the sudden a new user gets over 1000 minutes of online time
>the war for points has also become a war for time online
>when you descrbe the entire history of m?m? underground from my point of view through a greentext
>mfw I wrote this entire greentext for 5 good boi points
Re: r/greentext
from lil_oceanic_crust on 03/14/2019 02:32 PMFor the record I had more points than everyone till Austin gave himself a ton and you got online lol
Re: r/greentext
from theshagster on 03/14/2019 02:35 PMit is from my point of view, if you want you can describe yours.
Re: r/greentext
from lil_oceanic_crust on 03/14/2019 02:38 PM>be me
>posts quality content for gbp
>lil bit of cheeky spam
>not much
>gets most points
>vicroy.png
>one kid decides to farm points by leaving the tab open
>sh*t.gif
>ishtin leaves tab open
>over 1,000 hours online
>passes me overnight
>gets to me.me lord before me
>oof
>my percent falls
>my points aren't enough
>mfw I refuse to cheat
>mfw I'm the only good boi
>prove me wrong
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from lil_oceanic_crust on 03/14/2019 02:42 PM>be me
>be one point away from 2500
>posts in greentext
>we good
>satasfaction.jpg
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from theshagster on 03/14/2019 02:53 PM>be Austin
>in life skills
>sits by Nick
>Nick has gum
>this is my moment
>snatches gum from Nick
>Nick reaches for a piece of gum
>he can't find the pack
>he looks at me as I am chewing the entire pack of gum
>the anger and shock on his face is amazing
>swallows gum
>class ends
>repeat this for the next week
>Nick gets upset
>poisons the gum
>I eat the now poisoned gum
>I collapse on the floor convulsing
>I wake up in vietnam
>enemy soldiers start running
>I gun them down
>more show up and start firing on me
>I noscope all of them
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>continue to destroy the entire vietnamese army
>I get hit in the leg
>I snap back to reality
>the poilce are holding me at gunpoint
>turns out I killed everyone in the building and 5 entire police squads
>that moment when Nick trys to kill you
>that moment when you are immune to poison and all It does is get you high
>that moment when Nick is responsable for the largest school massacre
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from lil_oceanic_crust on 03/14/2019 03:21 PM>Fake: good acid dosen't exist in Rochester
>Gay: Austin takes something from Nick and puts it in his mouth
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from ThiccNiccSuccsPickle on 03/18/2019 11:55 PM>be me
>come home from workout
>really sweaty
>decide to get changed into fresh clothes
>notice sweat in buttcrack
feelsbadman.png
>get old rag
>wipe unholy poop-sweat mixture out of buttcrack
>something overwhelming begins to compel me to smell it
>i give in
>immedietly pass out
>wake up a few hours later
>can't remember why I passed out
>try to find the source
>smell the cloth again
>pass out
>repeat until it loses its effect
>don't have enough brain cells to properly remember how to function
>sit on couch and watch goldfish for a few hours
>brain cells eventually return
>relize i missed 2 job interviews, 3 parties, 1 date, and a funeral
>worth it