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von lil_oceanic_crust am 01.04.2019 09:23>be me
>gets moderator position on site
>does nothing
>site dies
>mfw lmfao
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Re: r/greentext
von ThiccNiccSuccsPickle am 19.03.2019 12:12>be me
>movie day at school
>realy excited
>bring incredibles
>f-boy marcus brings sausage party
>class has vote
>those perverted freaks choose sausage party
>all alone with my incredbles disc
>send prayer to mr incredible
>appears in a flash of pure power
>what do you need kid
>explain the situation
>he checks his watch
>yeah ive got time
>he runs over to the dvd player and pulls sausage party out
>chucks it at the teacher, decapitating her
>grabs fat freddy and begins to use him as a hammer
>begins hitting all the other kids with him, killing them instantly
>fat freddy begins to disentigrate
>only one kid remains now
>its f-boy marcus
>he doesn't give him the dignity of a cool death
>twisted his neck clean off
>it is time
>this isn't my first rodeo, i know the drill
>i pull down my pants and spread my cheeks wide for the incrediboner
>says ew now im married, and straight
>pull your pants up kid
>he bounds away
>what an honorable man
>mr incredible is love mr incredible is life
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von ThiccNiccSuccsPickle am 18.03.2019 11:55>be me
>come home from workout
>really sweaty
>decide to get changed into fresh clothes
>notice sweat in buttcrack
feelsbadman.png
>get old rag
>wipe unholy poop-sweat mixture out of buttcrack
>something overwhelming begins to compel me to smell it
>i give in
>immedietly pass out
>wake up a few hours later
>can't remember why I passed out
>try to find the source
>smell the cloth again
>pass out
>repeat until it loses its effect
>don't have enough brain cells to properly remember how to function
>sit on couch and watch goldfish for a few hours
>brain cells eventually return
>relize i missed 2 job interviews, 3 parties, 1 date, and a funeral
>worth it
Re: r/greentext
von lil_oceanic_crust am 14.03.2019 03:21>Fake: good acid dosen't exist in Rochester
>Gay: Austin takes something from Nick and puts it in his mouth
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von theshagster am 14.03.2019 02:53>be Austin
>in life skills
>sits by Nick
>Nick has gum
>this is my moment
>snatches gum from Nick
>Nick reaches for a piece of gum
>he can't find the pack
>he looks at me as I am chewing the entire pack of gum
>the anger and shock on his face is amazing
>swallows gum
>class ends
>repeat this for the next week
>Nick gets upset
>poisons the gum
>I eat the now poisoned gum
>I collapse on the floor convulsing
>I wake up in vietnam
>enemy soldiers start running
>I gun them down
>more show up and start firing on me
>I noscope all of them
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>continue to destroy the entire vietnamese army
>I get hit in the leg
>I snap back to reality
>the poilce are holding me at gunpoint
>turns out I killed everyone in the building and 5 entire police squads
>that moment when Nick trys to kill you
>that moment when you are immune to poison and all It does is get you high
>that moment when Nick is responsable for the largest school massacre
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von lil_oceanic_crust am 14.03.2019 02:42>be me
>be one point away from 2500
>posts in greentext
>we good
>satasfaction.jpg
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von lil_oceanic_crust am 14.03.2019 02:38>be me
>posts quality content for gbp
>lil bit of cheeky spam
>not much
>gets most points
>vicroy.png
>one kid decides to farm points by leaving the tab open
>sh*t.gif
>ishtin leaves tab open
>over 1,000 hours online
>passes me overnight
>gets to me.me lord before me
>oof
>my percent falls
>my points aren't enough
>mfw I refuse to cheat
>mfw I'm the only good boi
>prove me wrong
Re: r/greentext
von theshagster am 14.03.2019 02:35it is from my point of view, if you want you can describe yours.
Re: r/greentext
von lil_oceanic_crust am 14.03.2019 02:32For the record I had more points than everyone till Austin gave himself a ton and you got online lol