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Re: r/greentext
von theshagster am 14.03.2019 04:58>be me
>be an experienced me.m e r
>get invited to a site
>gets on
>enjoys the site for the me.m es
>realizes there is a point system
>me wanting to be the best starts to grind points
>reaches 1st
>another user then catches up to me
>we go back and forth until we both have around 1000 points
>out of nowhere a new user catches up and passes me
>i will not be beaten
>grinds points to pass him
>i stay ahead by a few points for a day or two
>skip to 10:00 pm
>just finished homework
>gets on the site to check points
>sees that he passed me by 700 points
>notices that he didnt post or upload anything
>wonders how he got the points
>sees that the 3rd place user gave his points to to the 2nd place user.
>bruhsoundeffect2
>thinks of a way to get 700 points fast
>notices the gold mine of cursed images on google
>spam post cursed images until I catch up to him
>passes him
>feels good man
>post in the group chat
>he sees it and gets on
>we then even out at around 2000 before getting off
>we continue to grind as we pass each other over and over again.
>we continue until we reach around 2400 points
>the gap from 2nd to 3rd place is now over 2200
>I remain at the top of the leaderboard in online time
>all of the sudden a new user gets over 1000 minutes of online time
>the war for points has also become a war for time online
>when you descrbe the entire history of m?m? underground from my point of view through a greentext
>mfw I wrote this entire greentext for 5 good boi points
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Re: r/greentext
von lil_oceanic_crust am 13.03.2019 07:27Should I create a seperate forum for r/tendies or just use this one?
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von lil_oceanic_crust am 13.03.2019 07:11Fake: Anon has sex
Gay: A man walks up behind anon and they become friends
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von theshagster am 13.03.2019 05:13>be me
>in dream
>has powers
>kills all my adversaries
>goes out with my crush
>goes well
>wakes up
>thinks dream is real
> go to school
>ask crush if she wants to come over
>she says no
>i ask why
> she says im ugly
>feelsbadman.jpg
>i ask why she is dating me if im ugly
>she says she is not and that she doent even know me
>me being the tard I am think that she is doing a stranger RP because in the dream she liked that kind of thing
>grab her by the arm and run into the bathroom
>start ******* her
>she screams
>I still think its part of the RP and that she is really enjoying it
>continue
>nuts inside
>she cries
>I go to my next class
>police come
>they put me in cuffs
>I ask what they are doing
>they say they are arresting me for ****
>I tell them It wasnt ****
>they don't listen
>in jail
>realizes it was a dream
>starts crying
>a man walks up to me and asks why I am crying
>I tell him the story
>he says the same thing happened to him
>he describes his dream
>we realize that we had almost the same dream but with different people
>we start talking more
>we become best friends
>that moment when I ***** my crush based on a dream
>that moment when I made an amazing friend from the experience
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von theshagster am 13.03.2019 04:17>be me
>lives with father (mother left when I was little)
>be lonely
>goes online to find girl
>finds match
>we talk
>goes well
>she asks to meet up
>we do
>she asks if she can stay the night
>we end up smashing
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>I tell her to go home before my dad comes back
>she says she is already home
>mfw I smashed my mom
Yes i made this by myself
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von admin am 13.03.2019 04:11>be r-word
>make r/dan kmem es
>to tarded to realise school blocks that sh#t
>cantgoonit.png
>baisicly, don't put m word
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von LigmaLane am 13.03.2019 04:06>Be me
>See girl sitting under tree
>Go up to her
>Snek comes up climbs up the tree toward an apple
>Snek goes away
>We eat apple
>Humans are punished for all of eternity
>mfw I'm Adam
>mfw the girl is Eve