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Re: Dominic
from lil_oceanic_crust on 03/12/2019 07:09 PM*Drifts around corner using ebrake as I slowdown and shine my light, small loli smart car detected*
"S-sir" *she says hestently as she turns on her lights hiding behind dumpster*
"Master you mean"
(countine the story)
Re: Dominic
from theshagster on 03/12/2019 07:12 PM(i want to be the loli car, I know what a loli would say trust me)
m-m-master, I ran out of gas and was wondering if you could p-possibly g-g-give me some gas?
Re: Dominic
from lil_oceanic_crust on 03/12/2019 07:25 PM"hmmm, I guess but you will have to siphon it from me" *The large car pulls out doudle wide siphone hose ready to be sucked*
"The double octane should get you ready for later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
(me and my gf do this all the time, not sarcastic)
Re: Dominic
from lil_oceanic_crust on 03/12/2019 07:30 PM"I keep my fuel nice and rich for situations like this." *opens gas tank as I shove the siphon down your throat*
- Adam for real this time